Wednesday, November 20, 2013

The Invisible Beings of No-Man's Land

Eunuch priest of Cybele


   On this Day of Remembrance, Laeviss sees fit to draw attention to those who move unseen throughout the worlds, those Invisible Beings of No-Man's Land, the ones who slip through the cracks of history like Sleipnir through the Nine Realms and wind up tossed by the winds of time, forgotten, gone, returned back to the Pieces of Dirt they were created from, and with barely a footnote to mark their passage.
   Now largely ignored by historians, writers and scholars, who move most comfortably within the current world of duality, where everything is orderly and everyone fits into neat little profiles of either this or that, the third gendered eunuch priests of the Goddess once flourished. Created by the gods in order to work specific magic in the material plane, the various cultures in which these beings functioned all agreed on one thing: they were made of the Earth. They sprang from the ground, whereupon sacred blood flowed. They were pinched from pieces of clay. They were formed from the dirt found underneath a deity's fingernails.
   Laeviss once wrote: "The eunuch priests (galli or gallae, depending on which gender one assigned them) of the goddess Cybele impressed observers with their fine raiment and elaborate hairstyles and jewelry. They were nicknamed “the long-haired ones” and reserved their hair for Cybele’s honour, occasionally sacrificing a lock on Her altar. They believed that Cybele would only accept offerings of blond hair, so they dyed their hair if it wasn’t already that colour. They served as diviners, healers, counselors and ritual leaders, offering prayers, songs, poetry and dance to the Goddess and Her lover, Attis. They were artists, musicians and dramatists, and were considered to exist between the world of the Sacred and the Mundane realm that most people inhabit. They exhibited qualities of both male and female genders. Being eunuchs, they were neither male nor female, but could encompass all possibilities. A touch or a blessing from them was considered extremely fortunate for the recipient."
   Fortunate. A blessing, created by the gods, for the Earth.
   And now, largely forgotten. Even in books. Even in books on topics that closely, very closely, concern them. If they are mentioned by the author at all, it is as an aside. "Oh, yes. They existed, these No-Men. But they're boring, or have no relevance. Nobody would be interested in eunuchs. There are no eunuchs anymore, anyway. Nobody can relate to them, so I shan't write about them."
   Laeviss hereby says, "Well, I shall. Eunuchs can be very, very interesting, especially since they were created by the gods specifically to bring "fortunate" aspects into material existence for their clients. I've said this before, but it bears repeating.
   Way back, in the beginnings of civilization, the cultures into which the eunuchs brought their fortune were pretty much oral cultures. Most common people didn't need to be taught to read or write. They were told the stories. Which meant that the cultures were largely aural cultures. They heard, and understood.
   In the Epic of Gilgamesh, this oral/aural connection was noticed by Anne Draffkorn Kilmer, who wrote, "A Note on an Overlooked Wordplay in the Akkadian Gilgamesh." Scholars had argued for ages over whether Gilgamesh and Enkidu, the main characters in the story, were lovers or just unusually close, but platonic, companions. What Kilmer noticed was that some of the written words used in the epic would have sounded when spoken almost exactly like certain other words, words that had curiously applicable meanings to the discussion when considered.
   The words in question seemed to without a doubt indicate that Gilgamesh and Enkidu were lovers. They also, however, seem to indicate that Enkidu was, in fact, not a man, but a eunuch priest of the Goddess.
   The words stem from Gilgamesh's prophetic dreams, which he takes to his mother (who is a priestess in the Temple of Inanna) for interpretation. He tells her that he has dreamt of an object (usually translated as a "meteorite" or "falling star," but could be a ball, circle or cluster. Whatever it is, it's round or circular, like a crown or a globe.) This is named in the epic as a "kisru." What is terribly interesting is that this *sounds* just like the word "kezru," which is literally interpreted as  "man with a woman's hairstyle" but actually meant "male prostitute."
   Gilgamesh has dreamt that he will embrace this symbol "as a wife." His mother, the priestess, confirms this and tells him further that this object represents a being who he is fated to meet, and who will be loyal to him forever and repeatedly save him.
   But wait, there's more! Gilgamesh has had more symbolic stuff in his dreams. He also saw a "hassinnu" (interpreted as a sacred axe) that he similarly embraced as a wife, and loved. Will it surprise anyone to hear that the almost identically-sounding word "assinnu" actually means "sacred eunuch prostitute in the service of the Goddess" (in this case, Inanna.) That's even more explicit in information than kisru/kezru is. Again, Gilgamesh's mother confirms that the axe is a man who is going to play a huge role in Gilgamesh's life, and who will always be loyal to him.
   And the fun never ends. Stephanie Dalley pointed out yet another amazing bit of wordplay in the epic. This one occurs when Enkidu is being created. When told to create Enkidu, the goddess Aruru the potter receives the instruction "zikru" which means "word, speech." Aruru was told, via the creative magic of speech, to create what was "spoken." But "zikru" also means "double" or "equal" and also means "man."  Aruru was told to create Gilgamesh's "equal/double/man." Someone just like him, in most respects. Except there can be only one king.
   And then, Dalley found there existed a similar-sounding word to "zikru." This word was "sekru." This word meant, "eunuch/transvestite associated with the cult of the Goddess."
  By now, anyone still thinking that Enkidu was meant as a manly male buddy for Gilgamesh had surely better be saying to himself, "Damn! We might have had it wrong all along."
   Enkidu's purpose was to serve the goddess by serving Gilgamesh, and the way he did this was to ensure Gilgamesh's fame. He brought fortunate luck to Gilgamesh, as do eunuch priests of the goddess to their clients. He also died for Gilgamesh, in his stead. Fortunate indeed for the crown to have such a servant guarding his household.

  

Friday, November 1, 2013

Laeviss on Love Magick

Laeviss has been around the bend, so to speak, over love before, and has been working magick for over 30 years. So he will safely say that if it involves intensity of attraction, affection and desire, Laeviss has been there and felt those emotions. Unfortunately, those sort of emotions are often accompanied by longing, despair and loneliness when that sincerely held affection is not returned by the object of desire, or a once-beloved spouse has rejected the marriage.
Laeviss has often been asked, over the course of his life, to provide magickal means to accomplish the sort of ends that aren't being materially manifested by a particular individual. Usually, the petitioner will say something like, "How can I make So-and-so return my affections?"
Laeviss will give all of you reading this the Super Special Magickal Secret...are you ready for it? It's called "You can't."
Hear that, O Beings Desirous of Learning Magickal Lore! Despite the best efforts of popular fantasy media (cue Facebook mug shot of Boromir at the Council of Elrond) one simply cannot "make" anyone do, think, feel or desire anything that they aren't already inclined to do.
Got that?
Stop any thought of trying to control other people. You can't. You can't control how they think, how they feel, and, most especially, you cannot control who they desire.
Now, after you have all assimilated that concept into your core being, you are likely to sniffle and whine, "But that means that love magick doesn't work, and there's nothing I can do to ease my suffering."
Laeviss says to this, "Haven't you been reading my blog? Laeviss is all about magick. Of course there is something you can do." And he will now tell you what that something is.
Instead of trying to manipulate or control a person who is uninterested in the sort of relationship you desire (which is unethical, immoral and a waste of time, besides) why not concentrate on drawing towards yourself a person or persons who *are* interested in what you are offering?
To this end, make a list of all of the qualities you find necessary in the sort of relationship you desire, and concentrate on this list. (My suggestion is to also make a five-year and a ten-year plan for your life, including what your life goals are, where you want to be living, what you want to be doing as a career, the sort of relationship/family you want to have, etc.) These life plans will give you a good blueprint of how you want your life to proceed, and what sort of life partner/s you want to have share these goals.
Remember, a good relationship isn't all about great sex, and an attractive mate. A person could be so hot that they sizzle in your presence, and the feelings might be mutual, but if their life goals don't match your own, any relationship with them is going to go down like the Titanic when it hits the iceberg of real life issues.
Now that you have your idea of the perfect partner/s, and your life goals in hand, you are ready to make your love talisman.
Find a token that represents your quest for love. Make it small enough that you can carry it with you at all times. Rings, keychains and pendants work great for this. (Make sure that there is *no residual energy* left on the token from its past use or creation. If you find any there, make sure you do a spiritual cleansing on the object first, before using it as your talisman.)
Now, get your list of all of the qualities you desire in a partner. Project those qualities into the talisman, telling it that this is exactly what you're looking for in a mate. Remember, do not specify individuals by name! You can't control anybody except yourself! You are just making a device that will project out to the universe exactly what you are looking for, and drawing towards yourself those people who fit those parameters and are actually interested in potential relationships.
Be sure to tell the talisman that the person you're looking for in a mate should have similar values to yourself and similar life goals for the future.
Voila, you now have a magickal talisman that will broadcast your receptivity to new relationships. It will draw to you interested parties, and you can meet them and mutually decide if you are right for each other.
It will work faster for parties in close proximity than if potential partners live far away (though I've seen cases where people have moved into close proximity after the talisman was created) and the magickian should always act in accordance with the goal in order to assure maximum success. This means you need to get out there and meet people, possibly try online dating, or join campus groups if you're a college student.
Now wear or carry your talisman with you, and be open to new possibilities.